Penguins!
Source: theavcTasha Robinson and Noel Murray go head to head over last night’s Oscars.
My god. I did not know how perfect Paul F. Tompkins’ impression of Werner Herzog was until I saw this video.
Source: paulftompkinsThe video in question. Why is it so short? I know in my heart he has more to say.
MURK AVENUE: I FOUND ICE CUBES 'GOOD DAY' »
CLUE 1:
“went to short dogs house,
they was watching Yo MTV
RAPS”
Yo MTV RAPS first aired:
Aug 6th 1988
CLUE 2:
Ice Cubes single “today was a good day” released on:
Feb 23 1993
CLUE 3:
”The Lakers beat the Super
Sonics”
Dates between Yo MTV Raps air date AUGUST 6 1988 and the release…
HuffPo screws up on picture of pregnant woman welcoming husband back from Iraq
There are some good journalists at Huffington Post — but a lot of content on Huffington Post isn’t exactly well-researched. For example, this post titled, “What’s wrong with this picture?”
The picture shows a wife of a US Army veteran welcoming her husband back from Iraq. She is pregnant.

He was on a 12 month tour, so obviously that means she conceived the baby with someone else because he was gone, right?
Huffington Post makes the easy jokes on this front.
As our Jason Linkins says, “Looks like there was a counterinsurgency at home.”
Well…
The story behind the “Welcome Home Daddy Belly Painting Picture is that I had the idea to paint my pregnant bellywith a special message for my husbands return from Iraq.
Our baby was conceived in March while he was at home on his leave.
The woman, Kendra Kaplan, explained further in the Huffington Post story’s comments.
First off thank you to all who are nice about the picture. SECOND! I was 5 months pregnant. My husbad deployed in september of 2008. He returned in March which is when we conceived. He was home for 20 days. Tomas was born Dec. 2nd 2009. It is my husbands and this site should be ashamed that they change around the captions. This is awful. Go to getty images and look up kendra kaplan. It says we conceived on mid-tour. And that little boy is my 3 1/2 year old son. NOT BROTHER.
Huffington Post got it from 9Gag by way of The Daily What. I can’t find the specific post on The Daily What, so it may have been taken down.
Weightless cats. That is all.
Via @gitagovinda
The new commercial from the Shamwow guy is amazing for… well, everything.
The craziest part is where Offer Shlomi (that’s the Shamwow guy’s real name and he goes by Vince Offer, but I’ll refer to him as “the Shamwow guy” for the rest of my life) alludes to his arrest and mugshot.
What happened? I’ll let The Smoking Gun explain:
According to an arrest affidavit, Shlomi met Sasha Harris, 26, at a Miami Beach nightclub on February 7 and subsequently retired with her to his $750 room at the lavish Setai hotel. Shlomi told cops he paid Harris about $1000 in cash after she “propositioned him for straight sex.”
Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly “bit his tongue and would not let go.” Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue. The affidavit, a copy of which you’ll find here, notes that during the 4 AM fight Harris sustained facial fractures and lacerations all over her face (she ispictured here in mug shots snapped following busts in 2008 and 2005).
After freeing his tongue, a bleeding Shlomi ran to the Setai lobby, where security summoned cops. Harris refused to cooperate with officers, who recovered $930 from her purse. “Both parties had a strong odor of an alcoholic beverage emitting from their persons,” police reported.
The Shamwow guy was never charged, but one would think this is something that he wouldn’t want to bring back up.
But, hey, just about anything is a step up from making The Underground Comedy Movie.
Some really great photos and a lot of brutal photos. These are MMAFighting.com photographer Esther Lin’s favorite MMA pictures from 2011.
If you don’t like to see blood or people getting hit… this probably isn’t for you. In there are a number of great photos that aren’t of people being hurt. The one of Roy “Big Country” Nelson grinning is probably my favorite. But the picture of a bloody Shane Carwin getting hit by Junior Dos Santos will stick with me for a long time.
Mashable blows it on post wondering if Twitter predicted Iowa caucus results
Mashable is, well, it is something. I occasionally click on the links from Mashable’s Twitter account but generally the things that Mashable writes about don’t interest me all that much. Politics, however, is in my wheelhouse.
It does not, however, appear to be in the wheelhouse of Mashable.
Mashable posted an article asking, “Can Twitter Predict the Iowa Caucus?” yesterday, before the caucuses that ended with former Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney narrowly (and I mean narrowly) edging former Pennsylvania Senator Rick Santorum by 8 total votes.
The post wondered if “positive sentiment on Twitter,” as shown by analysis by Globalpoint Research, would be a better predictor of the caucuses than an NBC/Marist poll on the Iowa caucuses.
The post included this chart:

More on this chart later.
The next day, Mashable asked, “Did Twitter Predict the Iowa Caucus Better than Pundits?”
Mashable’s Alex Fitzpatrick wrote, “Information from Twitter matched up with pre-Iowa polling data from NBC/Marist, with one glaring difference: On Twitter, Rick Santorum was on fire.”
The “positive sentiment” did match up quite well on the chart between Romney and Representative Ron Paul, but not so much the others. I don’t include Jon Huntsman because his numbers were so small and he did not really compete in Iowa; he ignored the state to concentrate on New Hampshire.
But this analysis could be wrong, because I’m not sure if we can trust the chart. Fitzpatrick doesn’t disclose the exact numbers on the Twitter sentiment, so we can’t check those. But we do know the numbers on the NBC/Marist poll. And the numbers in the poll don’t seem to match up too well with the numbers on chart.
Paul got 21 percent in the NBC/Marist poll, but his bar is below 20 percent. The bars representing the NBC/Marist poll in the Mashable chart showed Perry and Gingrich (14 percent and 13 percent, respectively) above Santorum’s even though Santorum received 15 percent in the NBC/Marist poll. Bachmann’s bar also appear to be off.
And there are more reasons to be skeptical of this — mistaking explanations for Rick Santorum receiving positive attention at that exact time.
Previous polls had showed Santorum’s numbers rising while other rivals, notably former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich, had their support plummet.
Santorum’s support in Iowa was in the single digits through the beginning of December, but a Public Policy Polling poll on December 18 and a Rasmussen poll on December 19 showed his numbers rising to 10 percnet.
In fact, a major poll released on December 28* showed Santorum at 16 percent. The Twitter sentiment that Globalpoint looked at was from December 27-30 — or right when Santorum was getting major positive press after a major poll showed his numbers rising.
* The poll was conducted from December 21-27, excluding Christmas. But for showing how the poll could have effected sentiment on Twitter, the date of release is relevant.
Another problem is that Globalpoint is comparing national Twitter attitudes (I assume) to polls and caucus results in an individual state. That is just a fundamental misunderstanding of how things work.
The whole post is comparing apples to oranges (or worse, like comparing a shot glass to a pillow). It merely looks like a tech reporter who does not understand politics ran with data he didn’t understand from Globalpoint in order to get hits on a relevant post.
Probably my favorite picture of the year.
It happened after the Vancouver Canucks lost to the Boston Bruins in the Stanley Cup Finals and the fans, well, rioted. I first posted the picture by Richard Lam of Getty that day. Then I thought it was staged. But, no, it wasn’t.
Afterward, Lam described how he got the iconic photo:
When the police finally started moving us, they were really trying to get us right out of the area. The mounted squad came in a line and started pushing the crowd toward the intersection. Then the riot police on foot took over. They charged at the crowd to push everyone back. They do that in waves. It’s like a 20 meter run. It’s a good sprint for me. They come at you pretty hard when they want to clear you out.
We stopped when they stopped and I looked back and saw two people on the street. My first instinct was that she was run over by the riot squad and that she was hurt. It made a nice frame because of the juxtaposition. You know, there’s this huge crowd on the street and in a flash of 20 seconds, it’s bare. That’s what they do. If you can’t run, you get knocked down and then they come back and clean things up. And here are two people in the middle of the street waiting to get cleaned up. I framed it with one of the officers to really emphasize the juxtaposition.
There were many other photos of more important events, from Arab Spring to Occupy Wall Street to any other number of events more important than idiot fans rioting because their sports team lost. But this picture is still probably my favorite of the year.

